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I'm Steven DuBois aka Stevie. I'm a Drupsmin (Drupal developer) and a niner (Mac OS 9 user) — I live in
Boston, MA. I'm Stepwise. I'm Orthodox Jewish, but I used to be Catholic. I'm American, but my parents arewere (Father is dead since 2017, OLB) Irish and English. I choose to ignore the English part and the English people. You might say it's OTR
Got a new flag for Israel which combines a lack of seasoning and
Frazzles (which are vegetarian and probably fine) against a
pro-falafel, complaining and spendy juice vibe.
Tiocfaidh ár lá
Again
Stevie is one of the best guys I know, and I knew Patrick McGooghan from The Prisoner.
Stevie studied bird law at RIT. He likes magnets and ghouls. He dislikes people's knees. His favorite food is milk steak (made with soy milk because kosher).
I'll hand things back to Stevie now. Keep fucking the system, son.
— Peter Falk
You stupid monkeys.
This is what a Smash video game should be:
You play one of the Smash robots, and you traverse the moon and collect small pieces of rock which you eventually trade with David Bowie for packets of Instant Mash potatoes. And when you make the trade, a song that sounds enough like a Ziggy Stardust song to be recognizable, but not enough to be copyrightable plays and you get 1 point and you start again.
And for nostalgia, other old characters such as the ball from Pong would appear and give you tips on staying warm in the winter by eating Smash brand instant mashed potatoes.
Also the Smash droids were in an episode of The Young Ones. I don't see Super Mario (who I have met, btw) in that show.
the guy on the left? that's Neil
played by Keanu Reeves
Neil lives in a shitty apartment
He works as a sysop for a BBS
He meets a guy who loves MorphOS
And the guy says "take this pill and you can get out of the matrix"
But out of the matrix is shit
You gotta live on a prison boat and eat grey food
So he goes back in
But now he can jump and hit people with karate
Then he smashes a helicopter into a building to kill men
He karates some men and then decides matrix is better because of this woman he meets called Xfinity
So he dials into the matrix's modem and asks to leave and they say "okay" and then he leaves
And then he says "im glad i got out of that matrix!"
Kinda dumb when you think about it :/
So they made two more movies to flesh out the story a bit more
And a cartoon
And now they're making another movie, because it's been a while and people don't use modems anymore, so now Neil has to wifi himself into matrix, but he doesn't know the password so he has to hack into it
Matrix is an allegory for Irish republicanism.
get thee behind me Satan, you fucking twats. Should be illegal to abuse your dog by feeding them this
Inman Square is not in Somerville you berk
WHY did disgraced free software advocate
Riiiichard
Staaaalman
Agree to speak at Microsoft? Well he's already
spoken at LibrePlanet, so his standards can't get much lower
And why did Steve Jobs, American hero Steve Jobs, have himself buried in a plastic casket? Well, so he could be dug up and reburied in a slightly thinner aluminum casket a year later...
I'll hand things back to Stevie now. Keep fucking the system, son.
— Neil Hamburger
Everyone, Republican or otherwise has
their own particular part to play. No part is too great or
too small, no one is too old or too young to do
something.
— Bobby Sands MP
(1954-1981)
My favorite TV show is Frasier.
First off, I just want to say that OpenDoc is shit. Really, really shit.
Secondly, I know this site is Powered by WebObjects, but it really doesn't do very much. Maybe you could have used the Stone Suite?
I can confirm that you're pretty Stepwise, and I say that as a guy who was Stepwise as fuck for a long time, but then I got the bug and now I'm really into the iPod Mini.
People know I used to give a computer to people who needed one, maybe I should have given one to the GNU Project when they came knocking in 1989? I know they claim they wanted Objective-C for their bozo compiler, but I think that hippy dude just wanted a free NeXT.
Keeping kosher is admirable. You can keep kosher just by eating salad like I do, maybe just do that? I know you've had a salad sarnie at a Subway once. We've all been there (Subway, not Exeter) believe me. I once ate a salad at a Wendy's.
I'll hand things back to Stevie now. Keep fucking the system, son.
— Steve Jobs
President, NeXT Software, Inc
RIP John Mahoney
My favorite movie is Axey. My favorite beer is Genny. I'm a fan of the Buffalo Bills. I would like to meet Mike Myers. I drink a lot. If I don't drink, I shake. Ever see a pimp shake? Me neither.
I support Sinn Fein and the Democrats in the US. I don't like Libertarians or Republicans.
"Stevie is a drinker" -- Gerry Adams
Stevie is fucking nuts and supports a United Ireland.
As an Irishman myself its great to meet an Orthodox Irish Jewish guy who supports Sinn Fein who also loves drinking to excess every night like I do. Up the fucking Ra!
I'll hand things back to Stevie now. Keep fucking the system, son.
— Seán Power
Apologize to me on Twitter, immediately.
I've made this list of pubs in Boston that are good. I've also listed some pubs in Somerville.
Please note: the glasses are not a score, they're an indication of how much I drink on a typical lunchtime.
Benji here, just popping in to congratulate Stevie on being Stepwise.
I like a pint, I like a brawl. Stevie likes a scrap and a fight.
A great night out!
One time, Stevie lured me back to his place and we watched Home Alone. I flipped out at being given Tic-Tacs. Anyway, thanks for the wedding invite and thanks for the scraps ;)
I'll hand things back to Stevie now. Keep fucking the system, son.
— Benji
Sinn Fein Game Boy game please!
Stevie is a right laugh.
He is someone who knows how to drink and talk about Orthodox Jewish stuff just the right amount to not be really annoying about it. Remember that little fella who yelled about trumpets?
Stevie could be like that and be a right twat, but he isn't.
"I know about OS 9 and fucking. I once held a door open for Shaun Ryder while he took a piss in a parking lot." — Stevie, never
I'll hand things back to Stevie now. Keep fucking the system, son.
— Gerry Adams
WWE wrestler, hotel bible thief and human dumpster Chris Benoit killed himself and family because someone wiped the 13 episodes of Yes, Dear he had TiVoed and because Jesus wanted him for a sunbeam. OLB
Hey Woody!
As you know, I think Mike Myers is great. I love the work on the Axey site, but how come you don't have a bunch of JPEGs of Shrek on your website?
I remember when the Apple ][ came out, people were very excited. Now everyone's got three smartwatches and they're praying to Google!
Alright, talk to you later. Mine's a Beam! Pow!
Oh, can you make a hyperlink to my site? Thanks Woody!
I'll hand things back to Stevie now. Keep fucking the system, son.
— Dave
Big fan of Avie Tevanian.
Stevie can drink, let me tell you. When we were filming Goodnight Sweetheart, he used to come to the set, drink a yard of ale and then film a scene. Sadly, all of his bits were erased by the clowns at the BBC, but he was bloody good.
I think Gerry Adams said it best when he said Stevie isn't like that little fella going on about trumpets. I would also like to say he's not like this little berk getting mad in a bagel place.
"I've installed Mac OS X Server 1.0 in QEMU, so I know a thing or two about ladies. My god, my father and my boss are Avie Tevianian" — Stevie, never
Please have a 10 minute silence after reading Stevie's site
I'll hand things back to Stevie now. Keep fucking the system, son.
— Nicky Lyndhurst
I like to to travel a lot. When I travel I like to do two things: eat and drink. Because I'm Orthodox Jewish, I have to eat special food. Because I'm Irish, I have to drink a lot. Here are some pegs.
I don't remember who this guy is, but tell your dad to fuck off.
I like a jar.
Brits out.
This should be enough beer to help me sleep.
Just eating some kosher food in a hotel.
Manchester is a great place for a pint and a fight.
Soup on a train. Classic.
I'm also great at darts. This place was in Bury and we went to get kosher food and found this great pub.
Maybe you're wondering if I liked a jar as a baby. Of course I did, you berk.
Did you miss the part where I said my parents were Irish?
I liked a yard of ale on set, and I like to drink Crown Royal now.
I'll hand things back to future Stevie now. Keep fucking the system, son.
— Baby Stevie (circa 1992)
Big fan of this show but I also want more Sinn Fein on my site, so click to see more pictures.
Thatcher was shit. Take a hike, old lady. UK Prime Ministers are busy eating the banana of greed.
Woah, WebObjects! Cool!
17 year old Stevie here. Do you guys like Gentoo and being suspended from school and Adult Swim? I think Family Guy is the funniest thing since eBaumsWorld.
My favorite food is a "The Hangover Part 2: Buffalo Chicken Roller" from 7-Eleven, where I eat most of my meals.
Gotta say, I am looking forward to buying a ThinkPad and going off to college soon. I hope it's like Animal House and not like, super fucking boring or anything. Plus I hope I don't get murdered.
Gonna make a website about Cheers when I get to college. Might get one of those Gmail accounts too.
I'll hand things back to future Stevie now. Keep fucking the system, son.
— Stevie 'Dubiouz' DuBois (circa 2010)
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