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Stepwise Orthodox Jewish Drinker, kosher pitmaster and supporter of United Ireland and Sinn Fein

Time for a kosher BBQ on a Sunday (image is a tofu hotdog that is made under supervision of the Orthodox Union)

Check out my resume

I'm Steven DuBois aka Stevie. I'm a Drupsmin (Drupal developer) and a niner (Mac OS 9 user) — I live in Boston, MA. I'm Stepwise. I'm Orthodox Jewish, but I used to be Catholic. I'm American, but my parents arewere (Father is dead since 2017, OLB) Irish and English. I choose to ignore the English part and the English people. You might say it's OTR

New flag for Israel

Got a new flag for Israel which combines a lack of seasoning and Frazzles (which are vegetarian and probably fine) against a pro-falafel, complaining and spendy juice vibe.
Tiocfaidh ár lá

Again

Stop calling video games Smash!

You stupid monkeys.

This is what a Smash video game should be:

You play one of the Smash robots, and you traverse the moon and collect small pieces of rock which you eventually trade with David Bowie for packets of Instant Mash potatoes. And when you make the trade, a song that sounds enough like a Ziggy Stardust song to be recognizable, but not enough to be copyrightable plays and you get 1 point and you start again.

And for nostalgia, other old characters such as the ball from Pong would appear and give you tips on staying warm in the winter by eating Smash brand instant mashed potatoes.

Also the Smash droids were in an episode of The Young Ones. I don't see Super Mario (who I have met, btw) in that show.

New Matrix film!

the guy on the left? that's Neil
played by Keanu Reeves

Neil lives in a shitty apartment

He works as a sysop for a BBS

He meets a guy who loves MorphOS

And the guy says "take this pill and you can get out of the matrix"

But out of the matrix is shit

You gotta live on a prison boat and eat grey food

So he goes back in

But now he can jump and hit people with karate

Then he smashes a helicopter into a building to kill men

He karates some men and then decides matrix is better because of this woman he meets called Xfinity

So he dials into the matrix's modem and asks to leave and they say "okay" and then he leaves

And then he says "im glad i got out of that matrix!"

Kinda dumb when you think about it :/

So they made two more movies to flesh out the story a bit more

And a cartoon

And now they're making another movie, because it's been a while and people don't use modems anymore, so now Neil has to wifi himself into matrix, but he doesn't know the password so he has to hack into it

Matrix is an allegory for Irish republicanism.

Camberville? Fuck you.

get thee behind me Satan, you fucking twats. Should be illegal to abuse your dog by feeding them this

Inman Square is not in Somerville you berk

About me

1. Probably the only Orthodox Jewish Sinn Fein supporter.
2. Most certainly the most Stepwise person you've met who reads the Torah.
3. Getting really into lamps for no known reason

Everyone, Republican or otherwise has their own particular part to play. No part is too great or too small, no one is too old or too young to do something. — Bobby Sands MP (1954-1981)

4. Top 4 drinker in all of Orthodox Judaism worldwide. Try me (lads only, no Benji).
5. I like doing my boxes (tefillin) in a Bobby Sands MP shirt
   
6. Big fan of Freedom Downtime. Would love to go in the van sometime. I have the soundtrack on compact disc and I kiss it most nights before I sleep.
   
   
7. I'm a right twat but I do like Man City.

My favorite TV show is Frasier.

RIP John Mahoney

Kosher Garbage Plates!!!

My favorite movie is Axey. My favorite beer is Genny. I'm a fan of the Buffalo Bills. I would like to meet Mike Myers. I drink a lot. If I don't drink, I shake. Ever see a pimp shake? Me neither.

I support Sinn Fein and the Democrats in the US. I don't like Libertarians or Republicans.

"Stevie is a drinker" -- Gerry Adams

You have made a mistake. Apologize to me.

• Maybe you said the MBTA has a B Line. You're an idiot. It has a Green Line with a B Branch.
• Maybe you think Underworld's song Born Slippy was on the Trainspotting soundtrack. Fool. It was Born Slippy (NUXX), a different song.

Apologize to me on Twitter, immediately.

Boston Pubs

I've made this list of pubs in Boston that are good. I've also listed some pubs in Somerville.

Irish Village

Good craic. Always a good jar here. Jukebox has a lot of rebel tunes. They also have darts. 🍺 🍺 🍺 🍺 🍺

Corrib Pub.

Lovely pint of Guinness here.. huge bar too. 🍺 🍺 🍺 🍺 🍺

Emmet's.

All the right music for a night down the pub with your mates when it's fucking mental. 🍺 🍺 🍺 🍺 🍺

Please note: the glasses are not a score, they're an indication of how much I drink on a typical lunchtime.

Volunteers wanted!

Sinn Fein Game Boy game please!

Chris Benoit Theory

WWE wrestler, hotel bible thief and human dumpster Chris Benoit killed himself and family because someone wiped the 13 episodes of Yes, Dear he had TiVoed and because Jesus wanted him for a sunbeam. OLB

Avie Tevanian

Big fan of Avie Tevanian.

9 was better! ❤ ya though, Avie

Travel

I like to to travel a lot. When I travel I like to do two things: eat and drink. Because I'm Orthodox Jewish, I have to eat special food. Because I'm Irish, I have to drink a lot. Here are some pegs.

I don't remember who this guy is, but tell your dad to fuck off.

I like a jar.

A note about the UK

Brits out.

This should be enough beer to help me sleep.

Just eating some kosher food in a hotel.

Manchester is a great place for a pint and a fight.

Soup on a train. Classic.

I'm also great at darts. This place was in Bury and we went to get kosher food and found this great pub.

The Young Ones

Once in every lifetime
Comes a love like this
Oh, I need you and you need me
Oh, my darling, can't you see?

The Young Ones
Darling, we're the Young Ones
Shouldn't be afraid

To live, love
There's a song to be sung
'Cause we may not be the Young Ones
Very long

Big fan of this show but I also want more Sinn Fein on my site, so click to see more pictures.

Thatcher was shit. Take a hike, old lady. UK Prime Ministers are busy eating the banana of greed.

Last modified: Fri May 22 19:38:40 UTC 2020

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