Stevie DuBois -- nice to meet me!

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Ladies, I'm sorry...

Getting married to a wife in 2019 (talk me out it)

Stepwise Orthodox Jewish Drinker and supporter of United Ireland

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New Matrix film!

the guy on the left? that's Neil
played by Keanu Reeves
Neil lives in a shitty apartment
He works as a sysop for a BBS
He meets a guy who loves MorphOS
And the guy says "take this pill and you can get out of the matrix"
But out of the matrix is shit
You gotta live on a prison boat and eat grey food
So he goes back in
But now he can jump and hit people with karate
Then he smashes a helicopter into a building to kill men
He karates some men and then decides matrix is better because of this woman he meets called Xfinity
So he dials into the matrix's modem and asks to leave and they say "okay" and then he leaves
And then he says "im glad i got out of that matrix!"
Kinda dumb when you think about it :/
So they made two more movies to flesh out the story a bit more
And a cartoon

And now they're making another movie, because it's been a while and people don't use modems anymore, so now Neil has to wifi himself into matrix, but he doesn't know the password so he has to hack into it

Matrix is an allegory for Irish republicanism.

I'm Steven DuBois aka Stevie. I'm a Drupsmin (Drupal developer) and a niner (Mac OS 9 user) — I live in Boston, MA. I'm Stepwise. I'm Orthodox Jewish, but I used to be Catholic. I'm American, but my parents arewere (Father is dead since 2017, OLB) Irish and English. I choose to ignore the English part and the English people. You might say it's OTR

New flag for Israel

Got a new flag for Israel which combines a lack of seasoning and Frazzles (which are vegetarian and probably fine) against a pro-falafel, complaining and spendy juice vibe. Tiocfaidh รกr lรก


Stop Saying Camberville, it makes you sound like a fucking twat

About me

  1. Probably the only Orthodox Jewish Sinn Fein supporter.
  2. Most certainly the most Stepwise person you've met who reads the Torah.
  3. Everyone, Republican or otherwise has their own particular part to play. No part is too great or too small, no one is too old or too young to do something. — Bobby Sands MP (1954-1981)

  4. Top 4 drinker in all of Orthodox Judaism worldwide. Try me (lads only).
  5. I like doing my boxes (tefillin) in a Bobby Sands MP shirt
  6. I amwas very fond of Kat Dennings. She is a great actress and a beautiful woman. If you've ever seen her in Nick and Nora's Infinite Playlist you will agree. I'd like to have that some day.
    Kat Dennings update, in December 2008 she told BlackBook magazine that she doesn't drink or smoke and doesn't like being around people who do. I love drinking, smoking and fucking, so she's dunzo.

  7. Speaking of Kat Dennings (great Q&A with Emmanuel Goldstein btw), also a big fan of Freedom Downtime. Would love to go in the van sometime. I have the soundtrack on compact disc and I kiss it most nights before I sleep.
  8. I'm a right twat but I do like Man City.

A word from Peter Falk

Stevie is one of the best guys I know, and I knew Patrick McGooghan from The Prisoner.

Stevie studied bird law at RIT. He likes magnets and ghouls. He dislikes people's knees. His favorite food is milk steak (made with soy milk because kosher).

I'll hand things back to Stevie now. Keep fucking the system, son.

— Peter Falk

My favorite TV show is Frasier.

Uh oh! Ya friccin moron you just got

RIP John Mahoney

Kosher Garbage Plates!!!

My favorite movie is Axey. My favorite beer is Genny. I'm a fan of the Buffalo Bills. I would like to meet Mike Myers. I drink a lot. If I don't drink, I shake. Ever see a pimp shake? Me neither.

I support Sinn Fein and the Democrats in the US. I don't like Libertarians or Republicans.

"Stevie is a drinker" -- Gerry Adams

You have made a mistake. Apologize to me.

Apologize to me on Twitter, immediately.

Boston Pubs

I've made this list of pubs in Boston that are good. I've also listed some pubs in Somerville.

Irish Village
Good craic. Always a good jar here. Jukebox has a lot of rebel tunes. They also have darts. ๐Ÿบ ๐Ÿบ ๐Ÿบ ๐Ÿบ ๐Ÿบ
Corrib Pub.
Lovely pint of Guinness here.. huge bar too. ๐Ÿบ ๐Ÿบ ๐Ÿบ ๐Ÿบ ๐Ÿบ
All the right music for a night down the pub with your mates when it's fucking mental. ๐Ÿบ ๐Ÿบ ๐Ÿบ ๐Ÿบ ๐Ÿบ

Please note: the glasses are not a score, they're an indication of how much I drink on a typical lunchtime.

Volunteers wanted!

Sinn Fein Game Boy game please!

A word from Gerry Adams

Stevie is a right laugh.

He is someone who knows how to drink and talk about Orthodox Jewish stuff just the right amount to not be really annoying about it. Remember that little fella who yelled about trumpets?

Stevie could be like that and be a right twat, but he isn't.

"I know about OS 9 and fucking. I once held a door open for Shaun Ryder while he took a piss in a parking lot." — Stevie, never

I'll hand things back to Stevie now. Keep fucking the system, son.

— Gerry Adams

Chris Benoit Theory

WWE wrestler, hotel bible thief and human dumpster Chris Benoit killed himself and family because someone wiped the 13 episodes of Yes, Dear he had TiVoed and because Jesus wanted him for a sunbeam. OLB

Avie Tevanian

Big fan of Avie Tevanian.

9 was better! ❤ ya though, Avie

A word from Nicholas Lyndhurst

Stevie can drink, let me tell you. When we were filming Goodnight Sweetheart, he used to come to the set, drink a yard of ale and then film a scene. Sadly, all of his bits were erased by the clowns at the BBC, but he was bloody good.

I think Gerry Adams said it best when he said Stevie isn't like that little fella going on about trumpets. I would also like to say he's not like this little berk getting mad in a bagel place.

"I've installed Mac OS X Server 1.0 in QEMU, so I know a thing or two about ladies. My god, my father and my boss are Avie Tevianian" — Stevie, never

Time for a pint!

Please have a 10 minute silence after reading Stevie's site

I'll hand things back to Stevie now. Keep fucking the system, son.

— Nicky Lyndhurst


I like to to travel a lot. When I travel I like to do two things: eat and drink. Because I'm Orthodox Jewish, I have to eat special food. Because I'm Irish, I have to drink a lot. Here are some pegs.

I don't remember who this guy is, but tell your dad to fuck off.

I like a jar.

A note about the UK

Brits out.

This should be enough beer to help me sleep.

Just eating some kosher food in a hotel.

Manchester is a great place for a pint and a fight.

Soup on a train. Classic.

I'm also great at darts. This place was in Bury and we went to get kosher food and found this great pub.

The Young Ones

Once in every lifetime
Comes a love like this
Oh, I need you and you need me
Oh, my darling, can't you see?

The Young Ones
Darling, we're the Young Ones
Shouldn't be afraid

To live, love
There's a song to be sung
'Cause we may not be the Young Ones
Very long

Big fan of this show but I also want more Sinn Fein on my site, so click to see more pictures.

Contact me

Go ahead and get me on Twitter, you berk.

Cheers TV show fan #1

Thatcher was shit. Take a hike, old lady. UK Prime Ministers are busy eating the banana of greed.


Also interested in volunteering opportunities.

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